Movies about Small breasts
Breasts were Invisible in Hollywood Movies until the 1940s
I like to watch old movies on Turner Classic. I often joke with my wife that boobs weren’t invented until the 1940’s because silent movie actresses whose careers continued until well into the 1930’s talkie era were flat-chested. I google-searched images of silent movie actresses and confirmed the 56 most famous actresses before World War II wore A-cup bras. Occasionally, little-known actresses with big or at least medium-sized breasts were given bit parts in early movies, but they invariably played maids or matronly figures unimportant to the script. 19th century literature portrayed the ideal woman most desired by men as frail and sickly. Men supposedly pined over helpless women on the verge of their death beds. Love was associated with sadness and a sense of loss. I wonder if this notion influenced early 20th century cinema. Most people were poor, and plenty were malnourished back then, perhaps contributing to smaller average breasts sizes. Maybe, there were simply more flat-chested actresses available for work during this time period.
During World War II America was flexing its muscles, and Americans were becoming more prosperous. Hollywood finally started featuring healthy-looking voluptuous actresses. Howard Hughes produced a western (Psanec) that prominently featured Jane Russell’s cleavage. The film, released during 1943, broke barriers and defied censors. Voluptuous women including Marilyn Monroe, Kim Novak, and Elizabeth Taylor began to take center stage as the baby boom exploded. Macho war veterans came home from service and impregnated their Mrs. America wives. Women with 36-24-36 figures were the ideal–the opposite of the frail damsels-in-distress so sought after during the previous era.
The 1960’s and 1970’s saw a trend of skinny actresses, but full-figured women were no longer completely absent, and they eventually returned to popularity. Even lean actresses rejected the flat-chested look and often chose to have surgically enhanced breasts. A great majority of mainstream actresses have frequent plastic surgery, and porn actresses seek ever-expanding cleavages. There seems to be no limit to how large they will go. I prefer naturally large breasts.
Surprisingly, there are few scientific studies of breasts and culture. The United States is tied with the United Kingdom, Iceland, Norway, and Luxembourg for largest average bra size; but the claim that Americans have the biggest boobs in the world was a hoax. A few years ago, 18 media outlets from The New York Daily Times na Teen magazín reported a find by The Journal of Female Health Science that Americans had the biggest average boobs in the world. This journal doesn’t exist. I did find 1 scientific study that surveyed men from Brazil, Cameroon, Namibia, and Czechoslovakia on their breast size preference. Most men from those countries preferred medium-sized breasts. Not me. I favor the biggest breasts and the fattest asses. I told my wife, if I outlive her, I will replace her with a sex doll. (Amazon.com sells realistic, voluptuous, life-size sex dolls for a few hundred dollars.) I have gotten particular in my old age, and if a real woman wanted sex with me, she would have to make a minimum weight limit. She would have to weigh at least 170 pounds. I have been making love to a heavyset woman for 30 years, and I am too old to change.
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Reference:
Havlicek, J. et. al.
“Men’s Preference for Women’s Breast Size and Shape in 4 Cultures”
Evoluce a lidské chování 38 (2) 2017
Movies about Small breasts
Call Me by Your Name (2017), It (2017), Wild at Heart (1990), Fasandræberne (2014), Hardcore (1979), Becoming Astrid (2018), Bully (2001), Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013) . Let’s take a look at the ranked list of the best Small Breasts movies.
#1. Call Me by Your Name (2017)
- Hodnocení: 7.9 / 10
- Délka: 2h 12min
- Žánr: Romantika, Drama
- Režie: Luca Guadagnino
Storyline: CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, the new film by Luca Guadagnino, is a sensual and transcendent tale of first love, based on the acclaimed novel by André Aciman. It’s the summer of 1983 in the north of Italy, and Elio Perlman (Timothée Chalamet), a precocious 17-year-old young man, spends his days in his family’s 17th-century villa transcribing and playing classical music, reading, and flirting with his friend Marzia (Esther Garrel). Elio enjoys a close relationship with his father (Michael Stuhlbarg), an eminent professor specializing in Greco-Roman culture, and his mother Annella (Amira Casar), a translator, who favor him with the fruits of high culture in a setting that overflows with natural delights. While Elio’s sophistication and intellectual gifts suggest he is already a fully-fledged adult, there is much that yet remains innocent and unformed about him, particularly about matters of the heart. One day, Oliver (Armie Hammer), a 24-year-old American college graduate student working on his.
#2. to (2017)
- Hodnocení: 7.3 / 10
- Délka: 2h 15min
- Žánr: horor
- Režie: Andy Muschietti
Děj: Ve městě Derry místní děti jeden po druhém mizí. V místě známém jako ‚The Barrens‘ je skupina sedmi dětí spojena svými děsivými a podivnými setkáními se zlým klaunem a jejich odhodláním to zabít.
#3. Wild at Heart (1990)
- Hodnocení: 7.2 / 10
- Délka: 125 minut
- Žánr: Drama
- Režisér: David Lynch
Storyline: Lula’s psychopathic mother goes crazy at the thought of Lula being with Sailor, who just got free from jail. Ignoring Sailor’s probation, they set out for California. However their mother hires a killer to hunt down Sailor. Unaware of this, the two enjoy their journey and themselves being together. until they witness a young woman dying after a car accident — a bad omen.—Tom Zoerner
#4. Fasandræberne (2014)
- Hodnocení: 7.1 / 10
- Délka: 1h 59min
- Žánr: Krimi, Mysteriózní, Thriller
- Režie: Mikkel Nørgaard
Storyline: Rugged and irritable Carl Morck (Nikolaj Lie Kaas) and his colleague, the Syria-born Assad, run the cold-case division of the Copenhagen police. After a desperate appeal to Morck about the unsolved killing of his own teenage children, an ex-cop commits suicide. This leads the detective pair on a twisted mission to discover what really happened in the 1990s at one of the country’s poshest boarding schools. Director Mikkel Norgaard reunites with lead stars Kaas and Fares to portray this taut fiction which again alternates deftly between the past and present.
#5. Hardcore (1979)
- Hodnocení: 7.1 / 10
- Délka: 108 minut
- Žánr: Drama
- Režie: Paul Schrader
Storyline: Jake Van Dorn is a businessman from the American heartland who shares strong Calvinist convictions with most of his countrymen. His teenage daughter is missing from her church youth convention trip to California and Van Dorn hires a private investigator to find her. The result of the investigation is his daughter is spotted in a cheap X-rated movie. Van Dorn decides to bring her back personally and during the quest he becomes familiar with the pornographic underworld.—Dragan Antulov
#6. Becoming Astrid (2018)
- Hodnocení: 7.1 / 10
- Délka: 123 minut
- Žánr: Životopisný, Drama, Historický
- Režie: Pernille Fischer Christensen
Storyline: Astrid Lindgren is shown growing up with her parents, a brother and two sisters in the countryside near Vimmerby Sweden on their farm, from age 16 up: going to church, attending dances, helping on the farm. She is offered an internship with the local newspaper after they published her essay. She has an affair with the unhappily married and older newspaper editor. When she becomes pregnant, he sends her to Stockholm for secretarial school. She gives birth in Denmark so as to help him avoid divorce complications. She ultimately decides not to marry him. She falls out with her family over her decision to keep her child and not leave him with his foster mother. She continues working as a secretary in Stockholm in an auto club and finally affords her own flat. When her boy finally comes to live with her, he is several years old. Finally in the end,, she reconciles with her family and they welcome their grandson home to visit.
#7. Bully (2001)
- Hodnocení: 6.9 / 10
- Délka: 1h 48min
- Žánr: Biografie, Krimi, Drama
- Režie: Larry Clark
Storyline: After finding himself at the constant abuse of his best friend, Bobby, Marty has become fed up with his friend’s twisted ways. His girlfriend, a victim of Bobby’s often cruel ways, couldn’t agree more and they strategize murdering Bobby, with a group of willing and unwilling participants in a small Florida town. In the midst of their plotting, they find themselves contemplating with the possible aftermath of what could happen.
#8. Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013)
- Hodnocení: 6.9 / 10
- Délka: 1h 57min
- Žánr: Drama
- Režie: Lars von Trier
Storyline: A man named Seligman finds a fainted wounded woman in an alley and he brings her home. She tells him that her name is Joe and that she is nymphomaniac. Joe tells her life and sexual experiences with hundreds of men since she was a young teenager while Seligman tells about his hobbies, such as fly fishing, reading about Fibonacci numbers or listening to organ music.
#9. Celých devět yardů (2000)
- Hodnocení: 6.7 / 10
- Délka: 1h 38min
- Žánr: Komedie, Krimi
- Režie: Jonathan Lynn
Děj: Montreal, Kanada. Nešťastný zubař «Oz» Oseransky (Matthew Perry) zjišťuje, že jeho novým sousedem je Jimmy «The Tulip» Tudeski (Bruce Willis), bývalý dav, nájemný zabiják, z něhož se stal policejní informátor. maďarská mafie nasadila vysokou cenu. Oz na svou odpornou manželku Sophie (Rosanna Arquette) vyráží do Chicaga, aby dal davu vědět, kde je Tulipán, a doufejme, že si vyžádá část odměny.
#10. Inferno (1980)
- Hodnocení: 6.6 / 10
- Délka: 1h 46min
- Žánr: horor
- Režie: Dario Argento
Storyline: Riddled with secret but horrid suspicion, the young American poet, Rose Elliot, writes to her brother and musicology student in Rome, Mark, about the startling findings in the dark and dank basement of her New York Art Deco apartment building. Pivoting around the cryptic knowledge hidden in the leather-bound book entitled «The Three Mothers», Rose is convinced that her aristocratic but damned abode is, in fact, an ancient coven for Mater Tenebrarum, the malevolent Mother of Darkness. Little by little, as the siblings delve deeper and deeper into the occult, a mysterious disappearance and an endless string of gruesome killings will bring Mark closer and closer to a surreal nightmare. Where do the long and shadowy corridors of Rose’s building lead?
#11. Shivers (1975)
- Hodnocení: 6.5 / 10
- Délka: 1h 27min
- Žánr: horor, sci-fi
- Režie: David Cronenberg
Storyline: A scientist living in an apartment complex kills a girl and uses acid to destroy her internal organs, and then kills himself. While investigating, a doctor discovers that the scientist was doing experiments on the use of genetically engineered parasites as organ transplants. Soon, other people in the complex begin showing signs of carrying the parasites, spreading the things through wanton orgiastic abandon, and the complex begins suffering an attrition problem.
#12. Kissed (1996)
- Hodnocení: 6.4 / 10
- Délka: 78 minut
- Žánr: romantika
- Režie: Lynne Stopkewich
Storyline: Sandra Larson has always been fascinated by the entire sensory experience surrounding death: its touch, smell and look. As a child, she would search out dead animals and perform ritualistic burials. As a young woman, Sandra gets a job at Wallis Funeral Home, first as a general assistant, then progressing to study to become an embalmer. At the funeral home, she begins to take her fascination with death to the next level by becoming a necrophiliac. But she also begins her first ever relationship with Matt, a medical student, with who she is totally open about her necrophilia. He finds this aspect of her compelling. He becomes all consumed with her as she is consumed with dead people. The questions become how far he will take this fascination with her to understand fully what is going through her emotional being, how far she will allow him to go, and how far can her feelings for him extend as a live being.—Huggo
#13. Rabid (1977)
- Hodnocení: 6.3 / 10
- Délka: 1h 31min
- Žánr: horor, sci-fi
- Režie: David Cronenberg
Storyline: In Camelford, while swinging his van across a narrow road to make a u-turn, a driver stalls the vehicle that does not restart. Hart Read is driving his motorcycle with his girlfriend Rose and he drives off the road to avoid the collision. Hart suffers minor injuries while Rosie is injured and burned by the flames when the motorcycle explodes. The ambulance from the nearby Keloid Clinic for Plastic Surgery brings the couple and Rose, who is in coma, is submitted to an emergency surgery and to an experimental plastic-surgery technique by Dr. Dan Keloid to retrieve her skin in the chest and abdomen. Hart is discharged but Rose stays in coma in the intensive care unit (ICU) to recover. Out of the blue, Rose awakens from her coma one month later and screams. A nurse helps her but is wounded by her and then he cannot remember what has happened. He is sent to a hospital in Montreal while Rose realizes that she needs to feed with blood. However her victims become zombie-like creatures. Rose .
#14. One Wild Moment (2015)
- Hodnocení: 6.3 / 10
- Délka: 105 minut
- Žánr: Komedie, Drama
- Režie: Jean-François Richet
Děj: Antoine a Laurent, staří přátelé, tráví dovolenou na Korsice se svými dcerami: sedmnáctiletou Lounou a osmnáctiletou Marií. Jednoho večera na pláži Louna svede Laurenta. Louna je zamilovaná, ale pro Laurenta to nebylo nic jiného než chvilkové rozptýlení. Aniž by prozradila jméno svého milence, Louna se svěří svému otci, který se jakýmkoli způsobem snaží zjistit, kdo je milencem jeho dcery. Jak dlouho bude moci být tajemství ukryto?—Happy_Evil_Dude
#15. The Hunting Party (1971)
- Hodnocení: 6.3 / 10
- Délka: 108 minut
- Žánr: Western
- Director: Don Medford
Storyline: The rich and ruthless rancher Brandt Ruger keeps his beautiful young wife Melissa like a part of his property, subdued to his will. But one day she’s kidnapped by the famous outlaw Frank Calder — just to teach him reading, so he tells her. Calder doesn’t know or care who’s wife she is. He takes care of her well, and eventually Melissa falls in love with him. But Ruger feels humiliated. Full of hate, he sets out to kill him — and Melissa too, if necessary. Together with his friends and the newest technology in guns, which carry 800 yards, he initiates a battue on Calder and his gang.—Tom Zoerner
My Small Breasts and I
My Small Breasts and I uncovers the poignant, complex, and at times amusing relationship that women have with their small breasts. Speaking candidly, three women disclose how they actually feel about their own breasts and bodies and the extents to which they will go to change their situation.
Kate Bailey is 22 and too afraid to go out since she thinks everybody is looking at her. However, when she gets an opportunity to visit a phototherapist in New York, she summons the courage to drag herself out to purchase some new clothes, and her flight does not seem to daunt her too much.
Sharon Tan, 28, is another small-chested woman and seems to be one of the most well-adjusted people in this film. It is not clear whether this is because she is a naturally laid back character, or if it is due to having a boyfriend who is besotted with her.
Laura Taylor has always wanted a boob job from when she was 14 but cannot afford it. She has discovered a site where men are willing to help towards the cost in return for emails and photos from her. Faced with this possible source of income, Laura visits a doctor to delve into her breast implant options, and watches as a new-found friend is undergoes breast enlargement procedure.
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